Wednesday, August 29, 2018

The Difference Between Helen and Teresa

Situation: Herb wants beer for his birthday.

Outcome A: Helen buys Herb beer for his birthday. Herb finds the beer in the fridge. He grabs a beer, happy about it, and says "hey have a beer with me!" They have a beer together.

(Two separate occasions)

Outcome B: Teresa buys Herb beer for his birthday. Herb finds the beer in the fridge. He grabs a beer, and sits down in front of the TV, never saying anything.

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Situation: Telling Herb Off.

Outcome A: Helen could tell Herb off and she would be praised for standing up for herself. Herb would be proud!

Outcome B: If Teresa ever told Herb off he would just grind those teeth that he didn't have and tell he to get out!

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

After my mom died, I used to have these dreams that she didn't really die. She just went away. She went away because of me. Sometimes she would call and if I answered the phone, there would be just silence. Somehow I knew it was her. No one would tell me where she was. Maxine and Ruby knew, but they were the only ones who knew. She just had to go. My dad and my sister seemed ok with it. They didn't seem to care.

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